Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Cleo's Malaysia 50 Most "ELIGIBLE" Bachelors

Ok I might be the only guy that checks out the annual Cleo's Malaysia 50 Most Eligible Bachelors besides the 50 bachelors. But Kenny Sia did blog about it too...


And you know why he blogged about it...that's because he's in it! No other guy would blog about that..trust me! hmmm..except maybe me. LOL...anyway how the hell did Kenny get on that list? It's as if Malaysia has got no guys left! And then I scanned the list...And it wasn't a pretty sight!

Bachelor 46: Kenny Sia



How did this guy get on the list as well? It looks like he just rolled out of bed and straight to the photoshoot!

Bachelor 49: Faizal Yusof



And this guy! Omg...I think the editor should be shot! Is he the 50th guy in Malaysia? I'm sorry but it's not the skin colour. It's just the fact that there are thousands of better looking single guys in Malaysia than him!

Bachelor 25: Vijay K (notice he didn't put down his last name..smart move)



Hmmm...another one...maybe it's just a bad pic! Maybe he's just not photogenic but he has to be a million times better looking in person to get on that list.

Bachelor 6: Adam Lobo



And these three I'm sure are not Malaysians! Why the hell are they on the list? It's like they are implying that Malaysia doesn't have any other guys. But I have to admit they are pretty HOT! Lol...

Bachelor 30: Richard James



Bachelor 17: Alexander Guzowski



Bachelor 24: Herve Leon



Anyway my prediction on who's gonna take home the title of "Cleo's Malaysia 50 Most Eligible Bachelors"...



Bachelor 34: Nagaraj Rajendran



I don't know but it's just the fact that he portrays the typical Malaysian good looks. Hehehe...anyway I apologize in advance if by any chance the few guys that I just bombarded were your friends or related to you in any way. There are definitely other better looking guys out there but somehow they are wise enough not to partake in this kinda thing which they know will make them soooo vulnerable to criticism by people like me who loves to talk shit! LOL..

31 bullshits:

Daniel said...
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Daniel said...

Whoops. that was me earlier.

What I actually wanted to say was that the reason why CLeo had to choose those 50 is because the real 50 TOP Malaysian Bachelors are most likely to be living it out in Melbourne this very moment!

Jeannie said...

Wah. So humble ah dan?
Hahaha... veron prolly already told you my ex-neighbour is in there.
Well, he didn't even make your bitching list. So there.
Every year, i only buy 1 issue of Cleo. Every year, it's a disappointment.
I suppose all the good looking men don't need to be on a list. (except in girls' mobiles) ;)
And i thought you were so busy with work. haha..

Damien Wong said...

omg daniel..so perasan man! hahaha..and ur neighbour is in it? LOL...which one? omg..is he any good looking? hahaha...i don think he is if not he would have caught my attention..LOL anyway i don have any shifts till fri...that's y im soooooooo jobless!

Soliloquy said...

Haha...Sujen was bitching bout it too!! I cant believe kenny sia's in it! Urgh..I think you guys should join to give everyone a fairer view. Lol..The guy in the skinny jean's cute but ya 'Malaysian' kononnya.. hehe...

isaac said...

Reason being that they had to choose from relatively famous / popular 'celebrities' in the local entertainment scene. You just can't pull a hot-looking guy off the street and put him in a list of Malaysia's Most Eligible Bachelors, can you? At least, i think that's how it works..

Anyway, not being prejudicial / racist.. But don't you think that the average Caucasian looks better than an average Asian, applicable either sex? They just seem to have sharper and more well-defined features..

Daniel said...

It's rather depressing. I think for the Australian version of Cleo's top 50 bachelors, they probably found 50 true blue Aussie blokes.

Whereas in the Malaysian version we have to get some 'ciplak' ones from don't know where.

But having a lack of good looking guys in Malaysia is no concern of mine. In fact I wish there were fewer! heh

Damien Wong said...

LOL..daniel daniel..wouldn't you prefer if ppl branded malaysian guys as good looking just like how you like to brand singapore chicks as hot! so we need more good looking malaysian guys. haha..anyway it's true that they usually tend to take celebs..oh and for those of you who haven't checked out the australian version follow this link.

http://www.cleobachelors.com.au/

they are HOT! and they are true aussie blokes! LOL

jac jac said...

haha.. i used to think m'sian guys are better looking at s'porean guys.. but i might want to take that back.. haha.. Alexander Guzowski is really good looking.. i like him.. heez..

how do you define most eligible man.. looks are not everything.. still need MONEY and CAREER!! haha.. i'm just being realistic.. but yea.. those 3 guys are really terrible.. heez.. damien! you should send your pic in!!

Cleverkiwibird said...

lol just to let u know how it works...
anyone can nominate someone in...and they will be in the shortlist if the nominee agrees to be in and agrees to a bunch of conditions...

then they start narrowing it down to top 50... which has always traditionally included up to at least 5 'familiar' faces or celebrities...you can bet that they are obviously running short of celebs..who have NOT been on it yet...

then there are also usually around 5 people who are of caucasian descent..always...

and always about 10 butt ugly guys who had friends working in cleo magazine..

the reason why people want to be in. is that u get a whole load of free goodies, go for some fashion shows, free dinners...and so on..its a fun month i think...had a close friend in there before..

as for isaac..tsk tsk... i think th reason why u find caucasian people more beautiful is because u have watched so much western tv...and also probably cause that is your taste.....maybe some people like rounded faces ? lol.....

Jeannie said...

haha... isaac shooting himself in the foot saying asian guys are fuglier than westerners. but actually, there are a lot of gorgeous malay-chinese, indian-malay, indian-chinese mixes. why they never choose leh?

anyway.. go kee win! asian power! we should stop adding caucasians to our list and take the koreans and japanese instead. ;)

Wooby opa is next malaysian bachelor! (somemore he lost weight d!)

And yeah... i think if i was a guy and nominated and knowing how much ppl bitch, then i would lean towards not joining. ShY!

p.s: da bian, ask veron which one la.. he's a bit chubby and mixed.. haha. i thought that's your kind of look!

Damien Wong said...

hahaha..give isaac a break. it's true caucasians have sharper features. LOL but it all depends on your own tatse. anyway we should nominate kee win and kee hong in next year! LOL.. then after that we can bitch kao kao about them..hahaha

Damien Wong said...

oh oh and kee win sounds pretty familiar with this thing. looks like im not the only guy who checks out cleo's annual 50 bachelors :-p

jo said...

nominate kee hong??

eeeeeehehehehe!!

Cleverkiwibird said...

kekeke....ive only seen it once..in 2006...when my friend was in. and then got the whole story from him..

Kee Hong said...

nominate kee hong..? i think i shld be in there too.. if kenny sia's there.. hahaha.. jk jk

isaac said...

wow, i wonder why this post is getting so many comments. i guess u write sth controversial or like eddie, sth sex related and everyone starts weighing in with opinions.. haha..

anyway, the grass is greener on the other side, we think caucasians have better features, but caucasians love asian 'exotic' looks (small eyes, button nose, et al.), especially the men. but yea, i agree... being of mixed parentage gives u the highest chance of being super good looking.. especially if it's mixed asian-caucasian.

And yes, since anyone is eligible to be nominated, i say next year we nominate both kees. I think kee win will be particularly pleased if he gets the chance to do some professional modeling, let alone the chance to get on that list.. !! hahaa

Kee Hong said...

yeah ler.. explains why I couldn't get a girl in melbourne.. ABCs too good looking..hahahhaa

Damien Wong said...

LOL..if any kees get in next year ill be the first one to scrutinize their pictures!!!! and i don see y this post is controversial.

it's prob the fact that the guys on that list are just butt ugly...hahaha..i wonder when they'll announce the winner..i really wanna know who wins

Cleverkiwibird said...

HA ! i dont need to be nominated, they come looking for me...just that i feel CLEO is not really the right place for me to start my career hahaha... too*ahem...

Kee Hong said...

hehe.. then u want which magazine..? playboy..? penthouse..? fhm..? hehehhehe

Cleverkiwibird said...

film .... is not too bad kekekeke... so dodgy

isaac said...

My Ng, so just WHERE would u like to start your extremely promising career?? I say Malaysian Idol!! Too bad there is none of that anymore. Who ask you not to join when u had the chance?? =P

Damien, u read kennysia's blog? Looks like your pick wasn't even close. haha. And who in the world is that Ebi Kornelis guy?!?!

And yeah, this post isn't controversial, just a lot to opinions to get ppl talking. And just when i mentioned eddie and his sex posts he had to go and have another random thought as to how the orang Paleolitik ppl have sex! Dunno what goes through that brain of his..! hahahaa

Damien Wong said...

LOL..orang paleolitik? WTF?
yeah i read kenny's blog..that ebi kornelis is one of the contestants on akademi fantasia..u know the reality singing show! they have a strong following..anyway i need to write a new post soon before kee win gets too dreamy about his fantasies to become a model/singer/actor/celebrity/etc etc

Cleverkiwibird said...

Mr Chew, FYI !!

I never had the chance for Malaysian Idol because when it was on, i was studying in Melbourne !!

Cleverkiwibird said...

omg damien..we seem to ahve commented at exactly the SAME TIME !!!

ps its NOT a fantasy OK !!
hehhehehhehe

its an ambition

Damien Wong said...

LOL..i didn't even realise! hahaha...ok work towards ur ambition then! zomg..u know how many ppl that is dreaming to have ur job?!?!?!?

Cleverkiwibird said...

my job ? WHY !?

or do you mean that many ppl dreaming of my ambition as well ?!

Anonymous said...

sour grapes i see.. well u of all people should realise that is not all about looks... (i know cuz i saw ur picture)

Damien Wong said...

well there's nth to be sour about that. i know what i look like. by the way if you had the guts to comment here at least have the courtesy to put down ur nice and beautiful name. im sure names/identities are made for a reason.

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